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pityreblogs:

so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…

then he sent this

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apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire

Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death

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such-lovely-chaos:


i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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emilianadarling:

expertcosmotips:

i cant orgasm unless theres doritos in the room

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beefjorky:

gotta keep an eye out for selener

how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

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